Morning Readings

Read These Now Because It Is A Rainy Sunday

  • Matt Smith wants Florence Welch, Helena Bonham-Carter and Rowan Atkinson as guests on Doctor Who. (Digital Spy)
  • 20 things that look like male genitals.  (Buzzfeed)
  • SAG tells members not to work on ‘Hobbit.’ (THR)
  • Liberace’s faded Las Vegas legacy. (BBC)
  • Icelandic horse disease diagnosed in human.  (IceNews)
  • UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens. (News AU)
  • Gauguin’s double entendre nearly trips up the Tate Gallery. (Telegraph)
  • Trisha Brown in space and time.  (NY Times)

Read These Now as Demons Are Hungry

Please Feed The Demons

  • September is National Preparedness Month: Does God Have an Emergency Plan?  I am not a Biblical scholar, but isn’t faith only necessary?  I’ll put faith in a backup generator, lots of luscious canned goods from the garden, a well-stocked bar, and Xanax.
  • German Farmers Want Army to Help Combat Wild Boars.  (Spiegel) Wild Boar is tasty with a peppercorn sauce.
  • Mushroom hunting is fatal in Italy.  (Reuters)
  • Two of my favorite lines from last night’s Mad Men.  Joan said to Roger, “You’ve crossed the border from lubricated to morose.”  Been there.  Later Roger recites for his memoir, “I always liked chocolate ice cream, but my mother made us eat vanilla because it didn’t stain anything.”
  • YouTube Plans Mainstream Film Rentals … Again. (Wired)
  • She’s Got Balls: 12 Creative Women Get in Touch With Their Masculine Side. (PaperMag)
  • The trailer for a James Dean gay biopic.  (Queerty)
  • Via Coilhouse: A Sesame Street Orange sings from Carmen.

Read These Now Because I Prefer A Trim

Talk about forsaken! Good grief! I haven’t felt like posting anything here and spend entirely too much time on Facebook. It is an evil tool of distraction.  It entertains me though. The latest privacy concern is easily disabled.  All I post is links, garden and food photos, and too many YouTube videos when I hit the decanters.

So.  What have I read today?  There are no political links as all parties are crazy.

  • Male Brazilian waxing.  (Salon)  I prefer a trim.
  • I am envious of 3 Boys Farm.  All that organic, hydroponic produce would send me into fits of glee.
  • There is a new James Baldwin collection of writings called The Cross of Redemption.  (NPR)
  • Karin Dreijer Andersson’s Fever Ray covers Peter Gabriel’s Mercy Street with a free download.  (NME)

  • AIDS virus changes in semen make it different than in blood.  (Eurekalert)

Random Rumblings

I envy those souls who can sit behind a computer and continually post. I’m an expert in sitting.  That’s about it.

What have I learned since my last posting?

  • The movie Soapdish is a favorite film.

Please Help Sister Ruth

  • I dreamed of Galliano and how Genet looked in prison.

  • And we need to take back America.  Well, take back America with a healthy dose of Xanax.

Read These Now Before Ludwig II Mind-Melds with Your Cell Phone

I experienced yet another hiatus. During this hiatus I read the Sookie Stackhouse series. If I’m going to enjoy the television show, True Blood, I should at least read the books. The books are a frighteningly easy read.  It only takes a few hours to finish one.  Mindless fodder is my goal.  Thinkin’ is hard.  HA!  One of my favorite sentences from Book 9 was: “He was as deep inside me as he could get without an operation.” Uh-huh.

Let’s see what mindless fodder is in the RSS feeds.

  • A few days ago on FB I mentioned that Petulant kittens were devil spawn as I bleed daily from their attacks.   Lo and behold, Satan is real.  Petulant kittens also like to torture hapless frogs brave enough to journey from the pond to the screened porch.  O’ kittens.  They perform the dark work.
  • OKAY! Tough healing love has a specific brutality.   “A member of the First Love Church Healing Center says he was pinned down and spanked 20 times with a two-by-four for looking at a website.”  (CNS) I must know what website, probably gay porn.  Isn’t it always.

Neuschwanstein

- allow college professors, film students, documentary filmmakers and producers of noncommercial videos to break copy-protection measures on DVDs so they can embed clips for educational purposes, criticism or commentary.

  • The hairy-nosed otter is adorable.  I have a ground hog named Gertrude that lives under a shed.  It could be male.  Gender is subjective.  I don’t mind if she nibbles the cucumber plants.  A girl has to eat.  The damn moles are a bane.

I guess that wasn’t too mindless.  I should start Book 10 of the Sookie Stackhouse series.

Cheers.

Read These Now Before Invaders Attack Your Gut With Sadness

  • 18th-Century Ship Found at Trade Center Site.  (NY Times)
  • Watch: James Franco, Jon Hamm and Others in New ‘Howl’ Trailer. (Towleroad)
  • Graham Norton tipped to replace Jonathan Ross on Friday nights. (Pink News)
  • Armchair Astronauts Can Take a High-Def 3D Mars Tour.  (Discover)
  • Remarkable fossil cave shows how ancient marsupials grew. (Eurekalert)
  • What’s in your gut? (SciAM)
  • Happiness and Sadness Spread Just Like Disease. (Wired)
  • Five Things about Gary Shteyngart’s “Super Sad True Love Story” Video Trailer. (More Intelligent Life)