Written on November 9th, 2009 at 2:07 am by Petulant

Let’s see.  What excitement can I offer?  I ponder opposable thumbs.

Petulant Rumblings lacks efficient awareness and still possesses two thumbs. I hear such things are important evolutionary. Thumbs are handy when I wield a knife to chop and I do like the width of my thumbnail. Also, opposable thumbs are very handy for picking up the stray doll and a highball. Bully for the thumb. I’ll probably have phalange nightmares. I hope there are no leprechauns. My thumb crosses first finger. The index is busy.

Nothing occurs.  Functioning function.  Evolution, bitch.

The index finger is very busy.

I tried to read the Health Care Bill passed by the House.  I made it to page 11 and wondered, where’s the manufactured outrage?

Petulant Rumblings downloaded the House health care bill pdf. ALL 1990 pages! It would be considerably shorter if they didn’t use ridiculously wide margins. Anyhoo, on page 11, “Family” means “an individual and includes the individual’s dependents.” Everyone knows a FAMILY is a mother and father. Where’s my staff to find all the other inconsistencies? O’ yeah. I don’t have a Congressional budget to make others read for me.

Outrage scatters very easily.  Some hit the keys and release with glee.

I decant and use the left index finger as the right is busy. I think les petits mots. Little words are lost.

“This market is still supported so it’s good to make long positions on the dips in addition to the hurricane pushing up the market,” said Ken Hasegawa, a commodity derivatives sales manager at brokers Newedge in Tokyo. “The dollar, stock markets and commodities are all affecting each other.”

My finger is still busy.

AND ART!

Hendrick Ter Brugghen-  Mädchen mit einem

Hendrick Ter Brugghen- Mädchen mit einem

My finger remains erect.  Whatever will I do?

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