Since everyone is thankful for health, mankind the human species, god, true friendship, blah blah blah, on this day, here are a few things that make me thankful.

I am thankful for Vicodin, decanters, people who don’t piss me off, 2 or 3 family members, gravy, fried onions, fresh produce from the backyard, books, music, dvds, art, shoes, days when my knees don’t ache, zombies, robots, people who trash Palin, Mas ornaments, and kittens.

“Mas” is Christmas without Christ.  I thank arratik for that one.  I need to decide if I want to fight The War in Defense of Christmas or Mas.  Decisions.  Decisions.  Since I will use the Jesus Tree Topper, there will be a wee bit of Christ.

Related posts:

1. A Preamble for The War in Defense of Christmas
2. Happy Thanksgiving
3. The 2009 War in Defense of Xmas: Day Two
4. Another Damn Post About Boredom
5. War in Defense of Christmas: Day Four