I, a Warrior of the War in Defense of Christmas, in Order to form a more perfect Adornment, establish Glitterdom, insure domestic Brilliance, provide for the common defense of Decoration from mischievous kittens, promote the general Lighting, and secure Hangers of Ornaments to Trees and Garland, do ordain and establish this War in Defense of Christmas.

In the Name of Glittery Pine Cones and Chinese Crap, I hereby decree the 28th of November in the year MMIX the beginning of the War in Defense of Christmas.

Let the furniture movement begin.

I embedded the tracks from last Christmas. I will upload more throughout the War.

Update: I think I’m gonna Twitter and use Facebook (on the right) for the War. Then, regurgitate that madness here.

Related posts:

1. War in Defense of Christmas: Day Eight
2. War in Defense of Christmas: Day Five
3. War in Defense of Christmas: Day Seven
4. War in Defense of Christmas: Day Six
5. War in Defense of Christmas: Day Four