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The Xmas war moves like a snail drowning in beer.  Since I lack the necessary Xmas spirit, I turn to the Doctor for guidance.  Invasion, a Runaway Bride, a crashing Titanic and Victorian Cybermen might help as I attempt to fluff, light, and fight my decorating war. I might even watch the Star Wars Holiday Special.  If this viewing doesn’t help, I am lost.

lights

Here is one container of lights.  There are more.  UGH!  Now.  Do I run red and gold lights in the center of a big tree or just red?  Decisions.  Decisions.  In the past I used red and gold since that tree is primarily red and gold ornaments.    Hmmm.

I also hope to cook some high calorie, high fat foods that make me feel Xmas: sausage balls, ham and Swiss rolls, lil’ smokies, and Chex mix.  For the last few days I followed the Showgirls diet and ate brown rice and veggies.  It’s time for fat and meat.

Onward.

Update: The Doctor does the spirit good.  While I watched The Runaway Bride, I strung red lights in the center of a tree.  I fight an urge to watch all the Doctor Who episodes, but will save that for later.  Time for Voyage of the Damned and white lights.  With all the scratches on my arms from the tree, I should have first class accommodations on that voyage.

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