Read These Now Because God Won’t Give You a Car and Fake Nails

Another year.  I have as much excitement for 2010 as I did for 2009.  NONE.  I think resolutions are bullshit so I won’t make some pathetic list.  If I want to change something about myself, I’ll just do it , but I’m not feeling change for the good.  2010 should be the year of more evil and petulance.

Let me start the morning with some Brigitte Fontaine & Khan and Princess Tinymeat.

• Asheville born painter Kenneth Noland dies of cancer.

• Corpse abuse in New Mexico.  (CNS)

• Prayer vigils scheduled for GOD’s protection during the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed trial in NYC.  How about less prayer and more justice.

• A bunch of old guys, who have been around forever, do not seek reelection.

• PETA, PETA, PETA.  Every time PETA releases a new ad, I want to skin a goat and make some gloves or gnaw on lamb chops all day.  Hell, find me an alligator for some shoes.

• Two billion people are infected with tuberculosis.

• Chimp’s dance suggests a mental grasp of fire.

• Erwin Olaf‘s Laboral Escena series.  Male Full Frontal nudity at the link.

• “Love & Disaster, a new series of EPs brought to you by Dan Parrot, ex-Channel M Music producer and founder of Love & Disaster’s record label and online music channel, showcases the new sound of Manchester’s new renaissance.” (Dazed Digital)

• Farmer ‘writes birthday note in manure.’

• The Addams Family musical.  UGH!

• God is a Dickhole via Everything is Terrible.

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