When personal issues consume, the last thought is a website. I am neither dead nor finished. Like many I have moments of doubt, denial, and apathy. When I experience those moments, I turn to food. Often a grated vegetable has more significance than my pain or another. I should read more Marinetti. His cookbook is far more interesting.
I would rather eat. Like cucumber ketchup.
I used the Fanny Farmer recipe as a basis but added horseradish from another 19th century recipe. I prefer a significant bite. Mix it with yogurt for a creamy dressing.
If you lack the patience to make it, that is your problem.